This book should never get published

Tentative chapter titles for a book (extremely) loosely based on my life:" The Mango Prince"

1. An Appreciation of the Indian Mango
2. The Return of the Mango Prince
3. Gods & Dim-Sum
4. Housewarming and cow dung
5. Greatest Meal Ever
6. My Edits to the US Constitution
7. Wheatish
8. Asymptote
9. Heartbreaks and Colossal Blunders
10. The 19 Course Wedding Banquet
11. Race Relations
12. John Stewart for President
13. Mama, I'm coming home

The Mango Prince @ 4 years